I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Anti Joke

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