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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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