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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

whats long and black? a baton

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

i like turtles

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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