- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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