Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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anus

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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