This is an anti-joke.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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