- Anti Joke

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.