What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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anus

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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