- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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