Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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