Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

69...you know how awkward this is now...

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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