- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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