- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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