A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

What are annoying? Ads.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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