- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

A guy walks into a bar

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