Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Potassium? K.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Barack Obama.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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