- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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