- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

knock knock who's there? faith

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

kennah campion... being nice

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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