Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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