Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Face...tastes like chicken!

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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