- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GASP! X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." runs

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Roses are red, yup.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

eh

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Screw it you write the joke.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?