- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

This is not a joke.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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