- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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