- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away