- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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