- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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