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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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