- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Seriosly. too much sex again?

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