Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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