Why so serious ?

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Communism hehe xd

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You are joking right?

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Anti Joke

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