- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

osama bin laden is dead

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

I asked her where you were.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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