how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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