- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

I like school Said no one ever.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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