- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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