Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Women's rights.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Hello.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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