Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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