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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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