- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Knock Knock No solicitors

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Badabing.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

your no better than a cockroach

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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