Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Small Penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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