- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Weaner

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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