What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

womens rights

Democracy.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Anti Joke

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