- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Ain't idn't a word.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your mom went to college

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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