Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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