Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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