- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Women's rights.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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