Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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