- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

So one time there was this woman learning...

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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