Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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I? Everett

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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outside your comfort zone

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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rocky is here again.......................

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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