- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

European on my shoes, buddy.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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