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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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