- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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