- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

why dont they make black forks

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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