- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Anti Jokes = Drained

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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