- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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