- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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