- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

why dont they make black forks

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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