What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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