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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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