- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did the dog die? He was old

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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