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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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