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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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