- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Chick Norris... Enough said

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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