How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Go away still nothing to see

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What's brown an sticky Shit

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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