The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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