- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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