Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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