- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Neither have I

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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