- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Grace Ackerson

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Men's rights

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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