Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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