- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

i like turtles

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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