- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

The queen having a shit

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Turkeys are obese

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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