- Anti Joke

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.