why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Ms Leong Sux

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Anti Joke

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