What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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