Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 9 apps a crashin' 8 megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 12 illegal operations 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Anti Joke

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