- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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