- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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