Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

HELLO EVERYONE

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

I love alchohol!

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Anti Joke

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