- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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