- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Who's the fastest kid in AA

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

black people

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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