Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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