- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Manchester City

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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