- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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