- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Allah walked into AK Bar

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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