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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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