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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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