Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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