- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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