What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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