what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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womens rights

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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