whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

penis. nuff said.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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