John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why so serious ?

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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