What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

A van drives into a car.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...