- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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