How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Andoni was here

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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