Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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