Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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WILLYS

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Potassium? K.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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