- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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