It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Yellow People !!

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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