What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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