Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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