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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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