Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Good job, son.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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