- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

make me a sandwich! what kind?

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

This isn't funny.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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