- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Beka has AIDS

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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