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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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