whats 2+2? 4

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Anti Joke

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