Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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