- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

I like school Said no one ever.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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