- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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