- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Dead girls can't say no.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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