What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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so...um, yeah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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