- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

I have a really funny joke.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

whats up and also down? your mum

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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