- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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