- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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