- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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