- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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