- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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