Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Small Penis.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Dead girls can't say no.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Phew... it's gone.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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