- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

How come anti jokes r funny

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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