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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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