Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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