Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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