- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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