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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

batman has diarrhea

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Caroline Kelly.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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