- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

quantum physics?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Obama = ebola

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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