- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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