- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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