Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's just not right? Left

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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