- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Chick Norris... Enough said

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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