Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Once upon a time a was born

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...