what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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homosexual rights to marriage

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