- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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