- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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