- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

your mom.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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