what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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