- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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