- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

roses are red poo is poo

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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