- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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Do the roar!

Where's my tractor?

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

why is this joke funny because your laughing

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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