- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

okay so theres this guy.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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