- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What is life? Paul.

I have a really funny joke.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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