Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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9/11

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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