What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Your're racist.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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