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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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