- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

okay so theres this guy.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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