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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

read this sentence again.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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