A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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