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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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