How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Get up Look in the mirror

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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