what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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I am a mime

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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