- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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