- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

knock knock come in !

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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