- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What page are you on The gay page.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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