- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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