What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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