- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

women's rights

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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