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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

These Jokes suck.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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