- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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