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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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