homosexual rights to marriage

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

can you pass the soap?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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