Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Good job, son.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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