how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

black chicken. kfc

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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