My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Immigration Laws

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

A lot eh?

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

A Fat Kenyan

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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