- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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