What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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