Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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