What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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