- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Knock Knock Who's there

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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