Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Pain Olympics.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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