- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Flowers are colors Love me

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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