- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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