- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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