- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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