- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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