What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Eric is gay Ha

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

hers a joke... japanese people

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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